you guys
no matter how hard I try
to be content
life just sucks sometimes
So yesterday after work I wanted to look at winter coats so i texted my mom and said
“Im going to go look at Dicks”
And then I stopped
And I decided I might want to rewrite it.
My 12 year old brother was cracking up when I told them haha. Then I thought about how I should put it on tumblr haha.
So there you go
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
no mom
mom no
NO
(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via bleachbrulee)
