December 2009
68 posts
There should be a "Sexually oblivious...
(via colinh)
Whatchu sayin’ ‘bout home schoolers?! “69 position? Sounds like the number of siblings in my house.”
you wonder how people can spell your name wrong on...
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wiml:
So I arrived home from school one day, and when I went to park my car, there was a small lime-green VW Bug with clown stickers and advertisements all over it, just sitting there contentedly in my parking place. I parked on the street and went inside, timidly greeting, “Hello?” My dad responded with “Colin! I have someone for you to meet. Colin, this is Portia. She’s a clown.” “I...
Omegle timeline.
11 pm - 12:30 am: Normal people.
12:30 am - 1:30 am: Creepers.
1:30 - : HAHAHAHAH.
STORY: BY BSCHH
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ollie-bartlett:
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bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t...
herpderp:
simplyshady:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCodgL9cvk
it’s so perfect
So beautiful, I could cry.
I don't have a single Lady Gaga song in my iTunes...
colinh:
okay
http://erc.carbonmade.com/ →
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White Trash at Target.
White Trash 1: When I went to Florida, I was so surprised that they had winter clothes there.
White Trash 2: Aw, fuck yeah. It gets nippy there.
White Trash 1: Yeah, like 70 degrees.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hipster gingerbread man just broke his leg!
Looking outside at least three times expecting it to be daytime, and momentarily being shocked when observing how dark it is + Looking at keyboard and swearing the letters were printed upside down = Time for sleep.
Q: what are some things youre scared of?
A: A lot of things, unfortunately. I’ll leave out the obvious ones like needles, being kidnapped, etc.: 1. Hair when it’s not attached to the scalp. Touch me with it and I will flip out. 2. The Grinch from the animated version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. 3. Taking showers when I’m home alone. 4. Uncleanliness/disorganization. It...
Colin - I am skeptical of adding you on Facebook in fear that my last name will be plastered all over your Tumblr. In turn, I will be hunted down and killed. This would be very unfortunate, you see.
Q: who inspires you?
A: I’m not really inspired by people.
Q: Last book you read?
A: I’m currently reading Adverbs by Daniel Handler. The last book I read completely was Our Town by Thornton Wilder.
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Brittany Murphy died?
What what what whaaatttt?
Why is it that whenever I pour myself something to...
WHY WHY WHY?!
fuck miley's version, this wins.
r0wdyy:
jezxa:
vaporeon:
I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express With my scar and no family left Welcome to the school of wizard love Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in a boat Here I am for the first time Look to my right and I see the castle shine This is all so crazy Everybody thinks I’m famous!
My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious Too much staring and I’m nervous That’s when...